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glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

Take me to the docks, there’s a ship without a name there

And it is sailing to the middle of the sea

I will remember your face

‘Cause I am still in love with that place

lotrlockedwhovian:

[CHARACTER DEVELOPS LOUDLY]

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

twerkerus:

I literally complain about everything this is becoming a problem